Ringer

Can We Rest Now, Buffy? Can We Rest?

By Cindy McLennan | Aired on 2012.04.17

I'm The Good Twin - I'm in such a weird headspace right now; I'm having a hard time even starting this recap. Some of it's personal, and I won't bore you with that, because we watch stuff like Ringer to escape real life. Can I...

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1-22 Recap	Can We Rest Now, Buffy? Can We Rest? I'm The Good Twin - Paternity and cliffhangers and deaths, oh my.	2012.04.17 2012.04.19	B-	Cindy McLennan
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
1-21 Weecap	I Knew It! It's Called Improvising, Bitch! - With one episode to go, Ringer dials the crazy up to eleven, where it should have been set all season. Useful Guyliner. Evil lesbian cliché. Inconvenient labor. Hostage situation. Dead hookers and blow. That's what I'm talking about.	2012.04.10 2012.04.11	A	Cindy McLennan
1-20 Weecap	Tea for Two If You're Just An Evil Bitch Then Get Over It - As the series circles the sucking drain of cancellation, the invisi-twins make an appearance. Also, Catherine attempts suicide, then makes Bridget some tea.	2012.04.03 2012.04.05	N/A	Cindy McLennan
1-19 Weecap	Let's Break the Recapper Let's Kill Bridget - Bridget is Bridget-as-Shiv-as-Bridget. Catherine is conning Andrew who is conning Catherine, who might be the big cheese behind everything.	2012.03.27 2012.03.29	N/A	Cindy McLennan
1-18 Weecap	It's In The Cards That Woman's Never Been A Victim Her Entire Life - Andrew recovers. Henry boots Shiv to the curb. Shiv weasels her way back in. Everybody tells a little truth.	2012.03.20 2012.03.22	B+	Cindy McLennan
1-17 Weecap	I'm Taking A Bullet For You... What We Have Is Worth The Pain - ...by watching this episode.	2012.03.13 2012.03.14	D	Cindy McLennan
1-16 Weecap	Bulletproof You're Way Too Pretty To Go To Jail - Olivia is onto Tyler. Andrew tells her to do whatever it takes to stop him. Malcolm goes to Tool Belt for help. Bridget moves out of Park Ave. Agent Guyliner loves dead strippers. Did this just reach the level of badness that equals awesome?	2012.03.06 2012.03.08	N/A	Cindy McLennan
1-15 Weecap	Sex, Lies and Videotape P.S. You're An Idiot - Juliet has an attack of conscience. Andrew is not quite on the up and up, but he gives Bridget an even bigger ring. Our consolation prize is shirtless Logan Echolls, with a bonus shot of Logan Echolls in a towel.	2012.02.28 2012.03.01	N/A	Cindy McLennan
1-14 Weecap	Buffy Versus Castiel Whores Don't Make That Much - Misha Collins guest stars as Shiv's baby daddy. Mean Buffy 'ships Tool Belt and Malcolm. Juliet's mother is the First Evil.	2012.02.21 2012.02.23	B	Cindy McLennan
1-13 Weecap	Big Sister Is Watching It's Easy To Cry, When There's This Much Cash Involved - Bridget finds Siobhan's secret office. Olivia strong-arms Henry into getting Arbogast face-time.	2012.02.14 2012.02.16	B-	Cindy McLennan
1-12 Weecap	Trying To Get The Feeling, Again What Are You Doing Here, Ho-Bag? - Juliet's mom visits. Bridget calls Tyler. Shiv meets up with Henry. I still don't care much, but weecapping was less of a chore than I expected on first watch.	2012.02.07 2012.02.09	B	Cindy McLennan
1-11 Weecap	What's With The Bangs, Buff? It Just Got Normal - In which we're reminded this show exists.	2012.01.31 2012.02.02	B-	Cindy McLennan
1-10 Weecap	Who's The Matador And Who's The Bull? That's What You Get For Trying To Kill Me - Andrew and I... I mean Andrew and Nice Buffy... I mean Andrew and Bridget hit the sheets. Tara guest-stars and she's not dead, at least at first. Mean Buffy gives herself a black eye, and then there's Gemma...	2011.11.29 2011.12.01	B+	Cindy McLennan
1-9 Weecap	My Bologna Has A First Name. It's GEMMA! Shut Up And Eat Your Bologna - Gemma lives. Charlie is John. Bridget is in love. Wackiness ensues.	2011.11.15 2011.11.17	A	Cindy McLennan
1-8 Weecap	The Wire Maybe We Can Get A Dog Instead - While Nice-Buffy isn't pregnant, Mean-Buffy is screwed, after Tyler has dinner with Andrew and Nice-Buffy. Also, Agent Guyliner makes Nice-Buffy wear a wire and meet with Malcolm, who would be confused even if he wasn't high.	2011.11.08 2011.11.10	A-	Cindy McLennan
1-7 Weecap	The Who Whatting How With Huh? Oh Gawd, There's Two Of Them - As the search for Schrödinger's Gemma heats up, Bridget (as Shiv) admits to both Andrew and Henry that she has a twin. Malcolm escapes Macawi, and Logan Echolls rides to Juliet's rescue.	2011.11.01 2011.11.03	A-	Cindy McLennan
1-6 Weecap	The Count of 3 Isn't a Plan. It's Sesame Street. The Poor Kids Do It Every Day - Logan Echolls is now a teacher -- one who breaks up fights, and we all feel old.	2011.10.18 2011.10.20	B-	Cindy McLennan
1-5 Weecap	I Gave Him My Whole Heart And He Just Crushed It A Whole New Kind Of Bitch - You thought you hated Henry before?	2011.10.11 2011.10.13	B+	Cindy McLennan
1-4 Weecap	A Very Buffy Birthday It's Gonna Kill Me, But I'll Do It - Buffy always had the worst birthdays. Being Shiv and Bridget changes exactly nothing about that.	2011.10.05 2011.10.06	A-	Cindy McLennan
1-3 Weecap	An(other) American In Paris If You Ever Want A French Lesson... - Siobhan picks up an American boy, while Bridget has her hands full with murder and money problems.	2011.09.27 2011.09.29	B+	Cindy McLennan
1-2 Weecap	Beer Bad, Blood Badder She's Ruining Everything - As Juliet spirals down into substance abuse much like Bridget did nine years ago, Bridget tries to leave town to meet up with Malcolm, and even empties Siobhan's secret bank account, but then forgets to go and has a big party in the loft where her attempted killer's corpse is stored in a steamer trunk, which is kind of festive, right?	2011.09.20 2011.09.22	B	Cindy McLennan
1-1 Weecap	That'll Put Marzipan In Your Pie Plate, Bingo! Pilot - Buffy battles a crowbar wielding demon, some gnarly green screen, and evades Richard from Lost. But she's pretending she's some recovering addict/ex-stripper, Bridget, and her socialite twin sister Siobhan. Unless that was the Buffybot. I just wanna know where Giles is.	2011.09.13 2011.09.15	C+	Cindy McLennan